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Bill Bailey’s Foreign Ambulance Sirens

Bill Bailey, is a popular English stand-up comedian, musician and actor. In 2007 he was voted number seven on UK Channel 4’s hundred greatest stand-ups. Here is his joke about ambulance sirens in different countries.

Here are the lyrics and English translation of the song he sings at the end.

English translation:

Attention
We are injured
We have a man
He’s called Jean-Michel
His leg is broken
With a young girl
She’s caled Gisèle
She’s so beautiful
They climbed up a tree
To make love
They adopted the missionary position – Its popular
He fell
He broke his leg
Attention

French Lyrics:

Attention!
Nous sommes blessés
Nous avons un homme
Il s’appelle Jean-Michel
Sa jambe est cassé
Avec une jeune fille
Elle s’appelle Gisèle
C’est si belle
Ils ont montés dans un arbre
Pour faire l’amour
Il a adopté la position misionnaire – c’est populaire
Il est tombé
Sa jambe est cassé
Attention!

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19 December 2008 | humor, internet, medicine | Comments